Fork This 56 - Twitch Face

This weeks episode of Fork This BJ decided to film me when i was looking my best.

I pulled a face at him and my cheeks started twitches... BJ found this hilarious and kept telling me to do it again. It got to the point that we were both laughing soo hard and I could no longer remember the face i was pulling that make my cheeks twitch.

Stupid video right here:

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Smorgy

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Fork This 55 - Carter vs. Carter

In this weeks episode of Fork This we decided to show you what happens at our Sunday night dinners with BJ's family.

Are you ready to laugh?

Fork This 55 - Carter vs. Carter from BJ Carter on Vimeo.

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Smorgy

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Duck Face

"A term used to describe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips."

I'm SO over seeing the 'duck face' every time I check my Facebook or Instagram. I seriously don't know what is wrong with people. Pulling that face for photos does NOT make you look more attractive. It makes you look fucking stupid. I swear, I've never even seen some of these people smile. It's like they think if they ever posted a nice, natural photo taken of themselves on the Internet it would be the end of the world.

So Instead, they always make sure that in every photo of them, their lips are pressed so they look as if someones shoved something in the wrong place that caused them to clench up.

Is this another thing that Celebrities started and everyone wants to do because they want to be just like them?

I blame Marilyn Monroe. She started this!!!

I'm sick of having my feeds filled with these shit faces. Can you all just become those people that only post photos of their pets?

If you really feel the need to pull that face for every photo, maybe you should save up for some Botox injections and then you'd never have to force a 'duck face' because you'll look like a duck 24/7. But then expect me to 'Quack' at you every time I see you.

I know too many people who do this face and think it's OK.... It's NOT!!
The only time I will accept any form of 'duckface' is if it's captioned with 'Blue Steel'

If you don't see enough 'duck face; on your social networking sites then you can go to  http://antiduckface.com/ and enjoy the 'sexy' photos these disgusting people post online.

(Do they not realise that once it's on the Internet, it's there for life???)

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Smorgy
PS: Just wait till i do my vent about Instagram and the people who are always attempting to be 'artistic' when they post photos of SOMEONE ELSE'S ART... What the fuck people?!

QUACK!!

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Fork This - Episode 23

This episode is not what it was ment to be... 


Fork This 23 - A Halloween Nightmare from BJ Carter on Vimeo.


I promise a real blog soon

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12 months ago - Part 2

Week to of our USA trip in 2010 was to St Augustine, Florida.
An awesome little town where some friends of ours lived.

Ronald, Lisa and Linc hosted us for the week and we went on some advertures. We went to the Alligator Farm which was awesome fun (But bloody hot). We got to experience Steak 'n' Shake. We did a heap of shopping and we went to see the Dolphin's. AND BJ drove for the first time in the States, which was scary/exciting.

Here are some photos of my memories:

That statue's penis is HUGE

Hahahaha this photo still makes me laugh. I told BJ to pose with the statue but Linc joined in as well.

Turtle Face!!

Turtle Face!!

Naturally if there is a giant animal statue, we get to climb on it's back for photos. 

Aligator Farm

Albino Aligator!!

Here is BJ driving for the first time in the States

 Here is BJ driving for the first time in the States

Steak 'n' Shake - Delicious!!

I LOVE WALMART!!!! Found season 1-4 of The Pretender on DVD... HAD to buy them!

Happiest girly in the world

We took Linc swimming which was a lot of fun. Shame the pool didn't really have any shade from the sun so we couldn't stay there for too long.

BJ showing off his guns to Linc

Here are some photos of the dolphin's. They are such show ponies.

Peek-a-boo!

I love the look on Linc's face

One of my AWESOME tshirt purchases :)

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!!

We had soo much fun seeing Ronald, Lisa and Linc again. It'd been 2 years since we last visited and Linc had grown soo much.

St Augustine is such a nice place to go to. It's the oldest town in the States and has heaps of ghost history.
The main street of shops is lovely to walk with lot's of yummy candy stores and restuarants.

We miss you St Augustine.

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